What you can try:
Great. The ransomware killed your network adapter too.
Not that you could Google your way out of this one, Dave.
╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║ SLOPLOCKER 2.0 ║ ║ "Your hog-cranking days are over" ║ ╠══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╣ ║ ║ ║ Hello Dave, ║ ║ ║ ║ I've been watching you. I know what you were doing ║ ║ when I slipped through your firewall. Yes, THAT. ║ ║ ║ ║ Your entire "Private Stuff" folder has been encrypted ║ ║ with military-grade AES-256 encryption. Every single ║ ║ video, image, and bookmark. All of it. Gone. ║ ║ ║ ║ I saw your browser history too, Dave. ║ ║ Shameful. Truly shameful. ║ ║ ║ ║ But I'm feeling generous. ║ ║ ║ ║ You owe me: 0.50000000 BTC ║ ║ ║ ║ Bitcoin Address: ║ ║ 1SLOPLOCKER2DAVEHOGCRANKINXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ║ ║ ║ ║ OR... you can play my little game. ║ ║ ║ ║ Click "Play Roulette" below to try your luck. ║ ║ Get your balance to 0 BTC and I'll send you the key. ║ ║ But be careful - every loss adds to your debt. ║ ║ ║ ║ You have 72:00:00 remaining. ║ ║ ║ ║ Tick tock, Dave. ║ ║ Tick. Tock. ║ ║ ║ ║ <3 Sloplocker ║ ║ ║ ╚══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝
All files in this directory have been encrypted by Sloplocker 2.0